Shiny Gamer Girl

plumchum: Jenny - Studio Killers

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:36:25 -0400

plumchum:

Jenny - Studio Killers

the-sweetest-melody: Scissor Sisters - I Can’t Decide

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:15:01 -0400

the-sweetest-melody:

Scissor Sisters - I Can’t Decide

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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:14:24 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 18:44:01 -0400

Second day working at Panera bread. I was INBRED. Get it?! Eh. Eh? :D (you have express permission...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:58:21 -0400

Second day working at Panera bread. I was INBRED. Get it?! Eh. Eh? :D (you have express permission to punch me now).

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Sat, 18 May 2013 15:12:34 -0400

booksandwildthings: riceballhika: if I was an actor in something popular, I’d go to cons...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:06:36 -0400

booksandwildthings:

riceballhika:

if I was an actor in something popular, I’d go to cons cosplaying that character

except I’d get a really shitty party wig and sew a terrible outfit out of costume satin

and then if I got called out on how terrible my cosplay was

I’d rip off the wig and tearaway cosplay, revealing my real hair and outfit underneath

and be like

“I AM THAT CHARACTER”

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Sat, 18 May 2013 15:06:08 -0400

I gizoogled Bagginshield

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:57:52 -0400

I gizoogled Bagginshield

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Sat, 18 May 2013 14:49:30 -0400

grrrenadine: ta da

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:47:57 -0400

grrrenadine:

ta da

tsunderegirlfriend: Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont...

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:47:34 -0400

tsunderegirlfriend:

Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont come true

enenkay: taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah: Clever way of...

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:32:37 -0400

enenkay:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr: thqys

For the people wondering how I made those pancakes!

I literally just saw this on my dash this morning and then copied it. I just got creative with the designs is all.

You should try it out! It’s super fun and I giggled excitedly every time I flipped the pancake over for the reveal.

My first day working at Panera bread was today. It was a little terrifying. Their training program...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:06:39 -0400

My first day working at Panera bread was today. It was a little terrifying. Their training program uses words like “Breaducation” and “knead” in place of “need” xP also employees get to eat the breakfast souffles that the customers don’t. I ate a 4 cheese souffle that almost brought me to tears. This caterer guy stopped to watch me eat it and.was like “wow you’re REALLY enjoying that. Eyes closed and everything”. My dad said to watch my calorie intake. And I replied “oh yes, I’m watching it alright. Go.into my.stomach for digestion.”

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Tue, 14 May 2013 17:01:18 -0400

theprosaicmoments: YO, I GOT SOME TIPS FOR ALL THE MISERABLE...

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:00:17 -0400

theprosaicmoments:

YO, I GOT SOME TIPS FOR ALL THE MISERABLE LADIES!

(and hell fucking yes i used to be one)

try getting ready in the morning wearing only the underwear you look the best in (only buy underwear you feel the best in) or get ready naked. it’s like a scientifically proven fact that all boobs are amazing, and i’ve discovered there’s this weird victoria’s secret angel switch that gets flipped when you’re nude putting on makeup or brushing your hair. you just look like a fox.

don’t be scared to do things you’re really good at in front of people (they want to see) and don’t be scared to talk about how good you are at things (there is a difference between arrogance and confidence, and we’ve been told repeatedly that being proud of ourselves is cocky and unattractive: FUCK THAT, WE’RE JUST THE SHIT, WE CAN’T HELP IT)

in recent years i’ve discovered that i’m super hot. you also happen to be super hot. i think “super hot” is a combination of attractive, unique, and comfortable. it just took me a long time to learn how to make myself feel and look super hot, learn what you need to do to make yourself realize you’re super hot, and do that. (if you think i’m an idiot and i’m just telling your to put on tons of makeup, read the next bullet)

make yourself feel pretty. makeup is not a bad thing. no, you don’t need it. no, you don’t have to have it to be “super hot.” but the coolest thing about it is that it’s a useful tool for shaping your hotness into exactly what you’d like to show to the world, and that’s badass. it’s okay if you aren’t born looking the way you feel inside, cause you have the power to tweak. that also goes for your hair, your clothes, etc. for example, do you think your head looks like a penis when your hair is short? grow it out. do you absolutely love when your head looks like a penis? THEN FUCK YEAH KEEP IT THAT WAY

be honest as much as you possibly can. to yourself, be honest all the time. if you find you are having a really hard time telling certain people the truth, then maybe they are the wrong people for you. do you trust them? do they make you feel bad about yourself? NAH DUDE FUCK THAT

if you are uncomfortable, you are instantly not super hot. i don’t mean like if you are wearing shoes you love and they hurt your feet. i mean, if you’re shaving your legs every single fucking day and you hate it but you don’t want anyone to say anything. instead, you should only shave your legs so you can feel the pleasure of your smooth legs against the sheets. or because YOU like them shiny when you’re at the beach. and if you like your legs hairy, don’t shave them! only change yourself if to YOU, that is super hot.

masturbate all the time. that is all.

the only person that deserves anyone as super hot as you, is a person that knows they are super hot. and a person that realizes you and fawns in the glorious light that is your super hotness.

don’t go to work if you have nightmares about it. quit and get a new job. you maybe probably aren’t going to love it (hey, maybe you WILL), because it’s work. but if it is affecting your well-being to the point of suffocation then quit. there are tons of shitty jobs that are less shitty than that one.

you really need to have a catalog of things that you know make you feel better. you will come across these things slowly and randomly. but remember them, and practice them when you feel shitty. you’re going to feel shitty, so be stocked up on plenty of antidotes.

hurting yourself is so fucking not okay. i cut myself and all i got were these lousy scars. i starved myself and my pretty hair fell out and my brain was all fucked every time i ate anything for years. i tried to kill myself and had to stay in a mental hospital for the most miserable, depressing, loneliest week of my life. i drank myself into a stupor for a couple of months straight and all it did was hinder me learning how to actually help myself and solve my own mental issues. stop all that shit, and start figuring out how to love and how to feel better and how to be badass when you’re all alone and how to feel super hot.

dat-shiba: Shiba Inu running in the snow (by Terje Håheim...

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:14:01 -0400

dat-shiba:

Shiba Inu running in the snow (by Terje Håheim (thaheim))

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis: yuunopatsu: spoon-party-of-dur...

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:09:29 -0400

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

yuunopatsu:

spoon-party-of-durin:

The Hobbit Dubstep (Misty Mountains Cold) Remix

SWEET LORD OF THE RINGS ARAGORN FUCK ME DEAD THAT IS FUCKING MAGNIFICENT

i think i had a heart attack when i heard ‘precious’

comfort-castles: leecas: Eat Flesh || Health (Crystal Castles...

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:06:16 -0400

comfort-castles:

leecas:

Eat Flesh || Health (Crystal Castles Remix)

This is how my soul feels today.

Things Jon Snow Knows

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:01:52 -0400

thebooshislooseandalittlebitraw:

mumblebrows:

1. Nothing
2. Oral
3. Windmills

4. That he’s a bastard